towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via breyoncee)

  • Chandler: I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in their mouth?"
  • Monica: I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."
  • Chandler: Honey? Leave it to the pros.
  • Monica: I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.
  • Chandler: "The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."
  • Monica: "Marriage. It's not for everybody."

buttchunks:

A living legend.

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(via trust)

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Hilary Duff at Marqueen Nightclub tonight.

(via cigrett)

realitytvgifs:

prepping for thanksgiving

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starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

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